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The first rule to being a Drama Queen is don’t aspire to be one.  A true Drama Queen does not look for the drama in the world.  It finds her.  Wether the Queen is gay or straight, drama will naturally flock to her or him.  Seriously, not a joke.   Well not a joke yet. 

You may think you have drama in your life, but honey, let me tell you.  I don’t leave my house and it finds me.  How sad is that?  I will honestly admit, that sometimes it is exceedingly fun to be a Drama Queen.  Sometimes I cause a stir all on my own.  But I do not tell a lie when I say that over 90% of it finds me.  Once I was asleep and it actually called me on the phone.  The voice of Drama is rather scary.  Sounds a bit how you might imagine the Grim Reaper to sound.  Are you shiving yet? 

Don’t worry, I will make this a fun and entertaining place to visit.  For one, you will never know what I will write about.  For two, I hope that this can also be an advice column.  So don’t hesitate to ask me questions.  I have lived a long time and have been through just about anything you can imagine.  Give me a bit more time and I am sure Drama will force me into more escapades and crap then even I can imagine.

 Hope you enjoyed my first blog.  I hope it hooked you, line and stinker.